Okay, okay, listen. ITechMeet. Yeah, him. Let’s just get this out there right now. This dude, this human being, is something else.
One of his names is ITouchMeat because apparently touching meat isn’t just a random thing. No. This baldie wakes up in the morning, stretches, yawns, looks at the world and goes, "Yep, time to touch some meat." What the hell [did i just write]?
And coding? Ohhh, he tried coding once. Just once. The computer literally laughed at him. The IDE screamed. The mouse packed its things and left crying. And somehow he looked at the code and said, "Yeah, I am the best programmer." Incredible. The confidence of a man who knows nothing but acts like he knows everything.
Then there are the life advices. Oh boy. You think you are asking for guidance? Mistake number one. He will tell you how touching meat is more important than literally everything else. Inspirational, very. That's why we call him ITouchMeat!
Honestly, if the world needed a reminder that potential is overrated and stupidness is underrated, ITechMeet is your guy. A living, breathing, questionable decision-making machine. A true hero for reasons. I do not know which reasons, but they exist.
Don't even get me started on how this absolute idiot has an online girlfriend.
His girlfriend is Cobra, A FREAKING COBRA.
Anyways, _m3l wrote this, trust me. Ban him.